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By Lisa Richards
February 19, 2010
First, I would like to start this column by apologizing
to all the boys in
elementary school whom I bit, kicked in the shins, as well as my fifth
grade art teacher, who
said I was to driving her to a nervous breakdown,
and every substitute teacher forced to teach a class with Lisa Richards
in
it.
I further wish to apologize to my mother for my lack of house-cleaning
skills—or rather
disdain of such. Sorry Mother, but I prefer shopping,
horses, tennis, and golf. And why should I make a bed
that will be unmade
in ten hours, or clean boots that will be mucked again in 24 hours?
I am also sorry for
stealing Mother’s Cadillac when I was 16: it was a
Cadillac, totally fabulous, I was 16, and again, it was a Cadillac.
And I
apologize for doing the same, that year, with Dad’s new sports car. I am
deeply sorry.
I am deeply sorry and utterly disgusted that golf, a game for which my
family has been pro’s in since the 1920’s,
has been invaded by a
sex-addicted whoring womanizer who can’t keep his clubs to himself. I’m
speaking
of course about Tiger Woods, PGA’s repentant hero who deserves to
have me, and every other American woman, wipe
our mucky riding boots on
his face.
Woods gave a 14 minute press conference, apologizing so much (more to
the
public than his wife and children, whom he’s destroyed), it became obvious
the entire event was nothing
more than a well-coordinated media stunt to
help smooth his way back into the PGA and advertisement endorsements.
Even Fox News’s Geraldo Rivera, who told Megan Kelly his past, is no
better than Tiger’s, thought the apologies
were over the top and
calculated for ulterior motives.
The contrite well-scripted and poorly acted emotions
displayed on Tiger’s
face actually made Ted Kennedy’s pseudo-remorseful press conference after
the drowning
of Mary-Jo Kopekne seem honest.
This latest apologetic free-for-all, which always interrupts every TV
station,
is evidence that today’s American morals are so corrupt, all one
need do after tramping and scamping is say you’re
sorry—with Visine tears,
a whimpered lip, and eyes on the camera at all times—and all is forgotten
as
frat boy antics conservatives need to get over and not be so uptight
toward. After all, it’s just sex and
apology will clear up everything.
Except the spread of disease, caused by corrupt morals, infecting and
destroying
American culture.
Tiger Woods, Hollywood stars, rock stars, and Politian’s have made
extra-marital sex
so normal; today’s youth believe there is nothing wrong
with out-of-wedlock sex, or any sexual act for that matter
so long as it
makes one feel good.
When President Clinton had sex with Monica Lewinsky, young Americans, as
well as adults, declared: if the president could do that, why can’t they?
After all, if the president breaks
his marriage vows, such actions cannot
be all that bad.
New Jersey’s Jim McGreevy publically claimed
he had sex with men at truck
stops, Elliot Spitzer was caught with a high-priced call girl, South
Carolina’s
Mark Sanford ran off to South America to be with his
“tan-lined” “soul-mate” before tearfully
apologizing to America for his
affair. The list goes on, making it hard to distinguish right and wrong
in
America.
The question is who will be next to come “clean,” declaring they cheated
on their devoted
wife with hookers? The problem is it sexual addiction,
experimentation, and cheating are so common, children are
growing up in a
world where sex is not meant for marital intimacy and children; sex has
become something one does
so they can declare to the world they had sex.
Hopefully before 14 or the in junior high school crowd will not allow
you
entrance in the group.
The idea of immoral corruption through sexual freedom was pushed on
American
society by early twentieth century European psychologists: Freud,
Reich, and Sartre. The 1950’s beatniks,
enthralled with Reich’s theories
that “to have a communist revolution, you must first have a sexual
revolution,”
took hold, fostering the minds of 1950’s youth.
Next, the anti-marriage/anti-man/anti-children radical feminists
Betty
Friedan and Gloria Steinman, two women who told women to act like men and
have sex with anyone as often as
they desired in order to free themselves
from the moral confines of American culture, brainwashed an entire
generation
of women, turning them into anti-man, bra-burning gym teachers
who also taught sex education to young girls. Those
young girls are the
women who wound up married to the McGreevy/Woods/Sanford’s of the world.
Now they face
divorce and dysfunctional children.
50 years after the 1960’s sexual revolution began, immorality is now
taught by the actions of politicians and athletes, the very people young
Americans are supposed to look up to as role
models to emulate. If one
wants to emulate Tiger Woods, one need only be a regular at a local
brothel, bar,
strip club, or street corner. If you choose to be like most
politicians, you must purchase high-priced call girls,
own a whore house
with your gay boyfriend, or hide interns under your desk. And have your
apologetic press
conference speech ready at all times.
No marriage is perfect, many suffer the crisis of an extra-marital affair
and get help and marriage restoration, but Tiger Woods did not have an
extra-marital affair, he led a life-style of
sex addiction with countless
women and destroyed his family.
His apology is useless. America has been
affected by too many Tiger Woods
and our children are reacting to the actions of Woods, and other stars, by
following
their lead. The result is America has a high rate of teen
pregnancy and illiterate children raising children.
Tiger Woods actions, as well as others listed above, are the reason for
today’s corrupt morals. It
is his children he will truly be sorry to in
the future.
Lisa Richards Copyright©™ February 19,
2010 All Rights Reserved
www.lisa-richards.com
lisa-richards@lisa-richards.com
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